Fun Stuff

This is a bonus tab that just has cool extra stuff that didn't fit anywhere else. Enjoy!

📄 Physical Browsing Guide

Here's the PDF that I keep printed copies of at home for people who come to view the collection physically. It summarizes a lot of the information found here on the site along with some friendly requests for those who plan to lay hands on the binders.

Physical browsing guide, front Physical browsing guide, back

Click either page to open it larger and zoom in. PDF version.

❓ FAQs

Q: What was your very first Pokémon card?

A: Wurmple 103 from Platinum! There was a trading card vending machine near the checkout line at the Safeway grocery store my mom would shop at back when we lived in Phoenix, AZ. I remember begging her for cash to get my very own cards, and one fateful day, she finally caved. I wonder if she still would've made that decision if she had access to this website all the way back in 2006…

Q: Why do you prefer Pokémon over its contemporaries like Digimon or Yu-Gi-Oh?

A: I think it comes down to what you can use them for. Yu-Gi-Oh has a very engaging TCG, Digimon has insanely cool designs, and both have epic TV shows. However, Pokémon also has all those things and then some.

Q: How much is your collection worth?

A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1iSksLn1x4

Q: Who is your favorite Pokémon artist?

A: Yuka Morii! I love how she photographs clay models of Pokémon in real world locations. It makes me think about how I'd imagine many Pokémon would look if they were here with us in real life.

Q: If you could design a new Pokémon, what would you make?

A: My favorite kinds of animals are Cetaceans, so I would probably make a Beluga or Orca Pokémon that would lean into the design philosophy of Ghost and Dragon types.

Q: Who is the goodest boy?

A: Bentley of course

Q: What's your favorite song from Pokémon?

A: That's like asking me to pick a favorite child smh. For battle themes, I would say Cynthia or Gateway Colosseum, and for area themes, I would say Sinnoh Pokémon League Night or National Park.

Q: If you were a gym leader, which type would you use?

A: Ghost! My ace would be Cofagrigus or Dusknoir, and my gym would be presented as a Normal type gym with the twist reveal of many dark secrets hidden within. My battle theme would sound like a mix of Deep it Lies from NiGHTS Into Dreams and Death by Glamour from Undertale.

Q: Outside of Pokémon, what is your favorite video game?

A: I would say Super Smash Bros. Ultimate or Pizza Tower!

Q: How could I go about making my own website?

A: I owe a massive debt of gratitude to Nathan Collins; he made putting this together super easy and fun! Go check out his business to commission your very own website: https://collinswebco.com

Q: Which Five Nights at Freddy's games do you consider to be canon?

A: The first three, especially if you can pair them with the Squimpus McGrimpus tapes.

Q: Do you have any other collections?

A: Yes! I own every Super Smash Bros. Amiibo, I have hardcover copies of every Overlord novel, and I have a fun Lego shelf.

Q: Are you single?

A: Take a wild guess.

🎁 Other Stuff I've Created

If you liked the ParkerDex, below you can find download links for some other hobby documents I've put together. Lemme know what you think!

⬇ Parks' Godzilla Viewing Guide ⬇ DOOM Eternal Ultra Nightmare Guide • Coming Soon: JaPlan, Parks' 2027 Japan Vacation Guide